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LolaScanIs she or isn’t she?You can’t always judge a book by its cover, especially when it comes to today’s dating scene. With the LolaScan 9500 Package Inspection System from Cognex, you’ll know for sure if she’s a she. A quick scan will help you make well-informed decisions about hardware and software compatibility up front—so you can avoid an awkward surprise later. A must-have for anyone who frequents dimly lit clubs. (Cognex is a strong supporter of LGBT rights.) LS178JA LolaScan 9500 Package Inspection System $1,299.99
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Date-a-WomanLooking for Ms. Right!Date-a-Woman has an over 80% success rate for men who want to find compatible women in bars. It’s true! This ultra-hip electronic device scans bars instead of barcodes (for that you need DataMan, Cognex’s award-winning ID reader). Just program it with your likes and dislikes and then mingle away. Its invisible beam and instantaneous “marriage material” readout lets men concentrate on the gal who best fits their criteria. A real time saver! Date-a-Man version is also available for both women and gays. STD option FREE with first 100 orders ($65.99 value). DW809SZ Date-a-Woman $1,199.99
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BurqaVisionThat’s a wrap!Who’s behind the burqa? Just aim the BurqaVision 2500 and unveil her hidden self. A complete background check is displayed, revealing in seconds what would normally take weeks of NSA wiretapping to learn. Perfect for identifying future wives and preventing terrorist attacks. CIA, TSA and Match.com approved. (Not available in Saudi Arabia, Syria and Iran.) BV219IS BurqaVision 2500 $1,659.99
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