NEW! The Super Bowl of toilets

It’s the world’s smartest—and greenest—commode. The SmartSitter environmentally friendly toilet automatically detects what you left behind and uses just the right amount of water to flush it down. But the fecal fun doesn’t stop there! With the MarriageSaver option, you’ll never have to touch the toilet seat again. Pre-programmable to “gender-specific” or “task-specific” settings, this dream device always puts the toilet seat in the right position. Whatever you do, don’t poo-poo these super-pooper products!

SS672FC SmartSitter $499.99

MS921PP MarriageSaver Option $89.99