EagleEyeJoe

Easygoing, big-picture guy seeks lady to share life’s most intimate moments.


REAL NAME: 3D Laser Profiler

QUOTE: “You can observe a lot just by watching.” – Yogi Berra

HOBBIES: Going to the movies

FAVORITE MOVIE: Avatar (3D version)

BEST FEATURE: My high accuracy

DISLIKES: People who make rash decisions without considering all the data


My favorite way to spend an afternoon is to just sit back and watch the world go by. On the weekends, you can usually find me in a friend’s factory, drinking a beer, and waiting for something to cross my field of view. That’s probably why I’m so good at sizing things up. In less than a second, I can tell you the exact height, volume and angle of every item moving by. Unfortunately, my algorithms don’t work on women…they’re so much more complicated!

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